meeks..
Sunday, October 30, 2005
HEY ALL!!!This site seems to be dead, doesn't it?Ah well, cannot be helped..you see, I've been studying round the clock. Religiously, I might add. THE FREAKING EXAMINATIONS START TOMORROW!!! okay la, actually it STARTED like 30th may? Orals are long over...And practicals are over? But, it feels like tomorrow is the official day. Why? Written paper ma..Retake of chinese papers tomorrow...And, I don't seem to be putting the same amount of jest and effort I did the first time. Oh, is it because I just started revising chinese this noon? Damn, just pray my hardest for that A1..I BOUGHT THE 'BLUE TOOTH DONGLE'!!!!!!!!!!!! (okay okay..my mom bought it) For weeks, I've been trying to upload photos from my mobile to the com, so that I can post them here and save them into my folders, but to no avail.. Things just cork up whenever I tried..What phone not connected and other shit..Finally, I can send pictures from my phone to the laptop!!!!!!WAHAHAHAHAHAHA...But, much to my regret, pictures aren't going to be in this post..because...my grades are at stake if I don't mug now!!!*mug mug muggadie mug..mugged mugging muggen...muggasion..mugganism..muggalogy...mug mug muggadie mug..*
5:07:00 PM
diet and exam
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
...10 minutes ago...Dad: Debbie..!!(yes, that's me..debbie) Come down and eat rojak!!!Me: Don't want!!! I'm on a low-carb, non fat, all veggies and fibre diet!!! And Rojak is fattening!!!Dad: Aiya..heck the diet la...Quick, come and eat..Me: Don't want!!!!!!! (I want to be mei mei...) Don't ask me again!!!Yes..still working on my all year round(evergreen) diet..it doesn't seem to be working though..let's take a look at why.....9 minutes later..as I went down to pour myself a glass of H2O..Dad: eh..eat..Me: *takes a glimpse at the gravvy-drenched rojak* No.. It looks fattening!!! look at the Oil and fat oozing out from all that mess!! NO..Dad then continues eating..on his own because my mom was drilling my sis on science(paper is tomorrow). And they decided to isolate themselves from all distraction..food, tv, and sister, daughter, father and husband..Dad: Last time..you really don't want??? *pokes a piece of you tiao and waves it in front of me*Me: Nope..*Ha!! tempting me ain't gonna work!!*...after hydrating myself, as I was about to return in front of this screen, I look at my poor old daddy who's eating all alone.. Awww..he MUST be so lonely eating by himself. Why not I play the kind soul??Me: *walks back to dad and picks up a satay stick..poke..* Ah well..I'm just accompanying you..*pokes and eats more..*Dad: right..I believe..very nice right?Yeah, I admit,it was nice!!! But that's a 1000 more calories into my fat arse..Drats..why didn't I just stick to plain old water..So that's what happens everytime I try to go on a full fledged diet..I REALLY TRY!!!Going back to school for revision isn't really effective.. I mean, I study..but not as much as I'd like to..But then again, mugging in school is so much better than me being at home..because, the most I can do at home is to read through 10 minutes of chemistry and knock out..seriously..I will regardless of where I am in the house. I suspect the feng shui a bit unbalanced.11 more days to 7 november!!!!4 more days to my first written paper!!!Bless my soul..and all taking major examinations..
11:51:00 PM
sian-ed
Sunday, October 23, 2005
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BLOG???!!!WHERE DID ALL MY PICTURES, PROFILE AND TAGBOARD DISAPPEAR TO???!!!Ah...well, nvm...so be it..CANNOT!!!!!SEE...!!!Still suay.. Someone help me get rid of this suay-ness?Slept my day away..studying at home really doesn't work for me. For the simple reason that am unable to stay awake at home.. >.<Yes, me=lazy pig..Appreciation becomes Respect.....Respect garners Admiration.....Admiration transforms into Like..........And Like blossoms into LOVE!!!
11:19:00 PM
damnation
Saturday, October 22, 2005
DAMNATION!!!!!!!!!!!!How suay can I get? This is the suay-iest of the many suay weeks of my life!!!!GOSH!!!Last night, I was just about to upload some (alot actually) photos I've taken recently...of the class, miss ng b-dae celebration...ching's b-dae celebration...various jc open house goodies...pictures of the math 'competition' in class with ching as teacher...my beautiful face... when, I accidentally deleted all of them!!!!!! I wanna cry!!! I wanted to upload them so I can post them here. But, No more!!!! ARGH!!! So, end up, no more mood to blog...I do have a pea for a brain..=(On Wednesday (last day of my secondary school life), during PE lesson...I had a great time playing floorball for the first half of the lesson. Second half, volleyball with Jess... And guess what? I got a bruise on my index finger joint!!! Hurt like anything...and the greenish vein beneath my skin literally burst! While it swelled, I rub it thinking that it would make it less painful..then I recalled that I was actually breaking more veins...4 freaking years of volleyball and I'd never gotten any bruises...AND ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL, A HUGE FREAKING ONE APPEAR!!!!suay...=(Wednesday again..Was going back home, via NEL,from PS after buying ching's present, and my tummy just happen to be beckoning me to pinch a bit from Qin's muffin for a bite. I haven't had my lunch yet, you see...and it was already 3++.. So I pinch, and place the bit of muffin into my mouth. And while that bit was travelling down my troat into my stomach, an old man who was standing beside us chided,"You are NOT suppose to eat on the train!!!!""Okay, we're sorry.." the both of us, rather embarrassed that we were caught red-handed quickly apologised and Qin kept the muffin. The old man carried on grumbling and grumbling, 'throwing' darts at us at the same time. Note that the people around us(quite a crowd) were already staring at us knowingly.. I figured they were trying to figure what school those girls were from..Well, apparantly, the old man thought that telling us off is not enough. Because as he was making his way out, he pushed Jovin's arm from the railing and just before he stormed out, he said more unpleasant stuff!!"What kind of parents do you have??!!! No proper upbringing!! Disgrace SINGAPOREANS!!! Not SUPPOSED to EAt in the train!!! WHAT KIND OF PARENTS YOU ALL HAVE!!!"I was stunned momentarily..like really stumped.. then I became really mad..what right does he have to accuse my parents and me of disgracing locals?! Fine, he was right to stop me from eating, but putting my parents down?! THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH!!I was just about to spit back," WHAT??!!!! I'm starving okay!!! And we stop eating once you said NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT what!!! What more do you want??!! I suppose you have the best upbringing and the BEST PARENTS!!! And what disgrace Singaporeans..You never see other people eat on the train before meh??? HOW CAN YOU JUDGE ME BASED ON THIS ONE INCIDENT??!!!" With that, I would have given him a shove out of the train and...and..I don't know, I'm not mean enough..But, seeing that he was old and elderly(repetitive..no other words to describe this unreasonable old man..oh, unreasonable is one.) I kept quiet and kept my cool.. I respected him for his loyalty and righteous ways..really, I really do.*PUI*I thought it was over..but, no! I was drinking water from my bottle to extinguish the burning anger inside when one of the green-mrt-people approached me and stopped me...WATER ONLY WHAT!!!!!Another thing..what do you get whenever you are trying to exit from the train? A WHOLE CHUNK OF SELFISH (SINGAPOREANS)BEINGS SQUEEZING THEIR WAY INTO THE TRAIN!!!CANNOT LET THE PEOPLE INSIDE GO OUT FIRST MEH??!!!Man, what is their problem?!I do not like train stations.The week could have been much worse though..It just did.Because, I just realise something. The BIG 'O' IS COMING IN 16 MORE DAYS!!!Suay-ed..or rather, still suay-ing..
12:28:00 AM
rain
Monday, October 17, 2005
If I were a farmer, to be precise, a farmer in the middle of a 6 month drought, I would be over the moon right now!! Like really jumping for joy and embracing the world ( plus all those forgotten cruelties).Why?Because, IT RAINED LIKE THERE WAS A 6 MONTHS DROUGHT!!!! How could the clouds have contain so much rain? So much that it rained the whole of yesterday.. Like from morning 10am to evening 10pm...and it didn't stop there...the drizzle carried on.And today, RAIN SOMEMORE!!!Clearly, I DO NOT LIKE rain. (no not the himbotic certain singer..take back in case I enrage some ppl..)Why? Because rain makes me wanna cry.. It really demoralises me whenever it starts to rain and I'll get all grouchy and start to snap at anything that crosses my path. What' so nice about raindrops? They are acidic and they drench you. And, with storms, the beautiful blue skies disappear... Replaced by the dull grey ones.. Then, there will be no inkling of light at all..everything is engulfed in the freaking darkness. MOVE OVER YOU CUMULONIMBUS CLOUDS!!!! Thunder and lightning?Flash here and clap there very nice meh??!! Only deafen and strike people to death..I don't like it when it RAINS!!WHERE'S ALL THE SUNSHINE??!!!!Don't know why the sudden outburst..Must be the rain.
9:51:00 PM
is he worth it?
Saturday, October 15, 2005
Is He Worth It?Time is the essence when it comes to meeting Mr Right. Here's how to tell if the one you're seeing is worth your while...Keep him if he: Listens
He shows a genuine interest in what you have to say and respects your opinions. When you are talking, he responds appropriately to show he's paying attention..Is Spontaneous
He's always suggesting interesting things the two of you could do together. This shows that he makes an effort to keep the flames of desire burning.Compliments you
He notices your new earrings and comment on how pretty they look on you. You make a clever remark and he smiles indulgently at you like you're the most intelligent girl on the planet.Gives you space
Personal time is important whether you're single or attached. A man who respects your space and dosn't control you trusts you and has faith in his own charms.Is AffectionateEver notice how men tend to clam up and act all macho in the public? If he doesn't think twice about giving you a hug or calling you by your pet names in front of his friends, he's definately a keeper!Challenges you
Being in a relationship isn't only about doing romantic things. He wants the best for you and will tell you if he feels that you need to work harder for your future.Ditch him if he: Has got Roving EyesAs long as you are the hottest girl in the room, you'll have his undivided attention. However, should a leggier lass with shorter skirt walk by, his eyes will follow in her direction.Talks too much
If his idea of a conversation involves a 20-min monologue on his brilliant saves on the soccer field, walk out immediately.Only Says YES
It's really great that a guy respects your opinions but if he constantly gives in to whatever you want, the yes-man will bore the hell out of you.Orders You AroundEven in this age of sexual equality, ladies should still be treated like ladies. If he orders you to get the door, fetch the car and answer the phone, drop him like a hot potato!Is Always UnavailableThe men do not have to be your second shadow, but surely it is reasonablr to expect him to be around when you are down with a flu? If you're hearing his voicemail more than from him, RECONSIDER!Is IndecisiveYou can't get him to make up his mind on anything. Ask him if he's available for dinner the day after tomorrow, and he'll give you a non-committal reply. Commitment-phobe Alert!!(the above is extracted from Cleo mag...yes, again)Eh, quite useful for both girls and guys right? Girls, you can now judge your man yourselves instead of pondering or discussing with your girlfriends if he's worth your time and affection. Guys, well..you can learn how to get the girl and keep it going! (people who think this is superficial and nonsensical crap, I'm sorry honey but you've just got to get some lovin'!)Me: Eh..don't aggrevate me hor..I'm experincing some serious mood swing and you won't want me to swing it towards you.Qin: You won't la..how can you? You're deb leh... If you do then I swing back in your direction. And we'll create a playground.Me: *faints with foam spurting out of the corner of her mouth...knock out of conscious because she is unable to stand Qin's lame-ness*I'm on a shopping spree.......Shopping for JCs that is!!So many open houses to attend, so little time. Heck the mugging...I'm ready to embark on a JC da xing dong!!!NYJC and TJC today...AJC, SAJC, VJC and NJC tomorrow!!...Here I come!!!
12:25:00 AM
end of the world
Monday, October 10, 2005
Another weekend out of the window. And I'm drained from writing essays!!! Once again, I've proven myself to be a stubborn girl who loves to hug buddha's legs. Can never get rid of this bad habit, can I? In my opinion, I've just written an atrocious piece about some rich girl being kidnapped and longing for her family.. Simply... what's that word? Drama? Oh well... as long as I get a decent grade. Qn: What is the world coming to?Ans: An end.Yes. An end. The world is ending in the most unglamourous manner. With all this disaster and illness, one can only wonder when it is their turn... to well, perish.Not too long ago (just last december), the tsunami hit South-east Asia, causing thousands of lives and millions injured and homeless. I thought it was bad enough. But someone decided, mankind should suffer somemore. Then came the bird-flu, already estimated to be a pendamic which will kill millions worldwide in a few years. Stupid chickens virus which is going through some form of evolution, mutating a simple bird-to-human-flu to some massive virus which could possibly be trasmitted from human to human! And there's no cure!!Closer to home, the Dengue Fever threatened to wipe us out with 12++ already dead and hundreds affected. Curse those MOSQUITOES!!!! skinny ugly things which only know how to suck blood and 'kill' people with the itch they cause.The Bali bomb blast caused an uproar.. because it's not the first.. How can anyone be as insane as to strap themselves with bands of explosives?!! To offer themselves as sacrifice so that their contribution would be recognised by those crazy organisation?!!?? Die (blasted and charred) already recognise your teeth ar?!!And now, the 7.6 earthquake in India!!!! With 45 aftershocks and still counting!!! I want to think differently.. I want to hold onto the single hope that people around the world would be happy and safe again. Without terrorism and disasters.. Where everyone can love both their neigbours and enemies..Brace ourselves for the end is near..(but can it end after I have enjoyed and partied enough after the 'O'? HA! The world won't give a hoot if it wants to commit suicide..)
1:17:00 AM
all rolled up!!
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Today is positively the most, shall I say, emotional day of the week, or month..whatever..Actually nothing big happened, it's just that I experienced a whole deal of feelings..anger, sadness, longing, insanity, shock, reluctance... not forgetting happiness too.. I felt like I was taking a rollercoaster ride, one second going up, the other diving down. A helpless rag doll flung and hurled around. Unwanted, with absolutely no control.The classroom looks bare without all the deco. Yes, we took everything down. By everything, I mean every single notice and construction sheet. The whole room looks like how it was before we beautified it with our colours, laughter and lameness. Now it's just an empty box with unsightly green rectangular structures as notice boards, and 30+ dull brown tables and chairs.. Doesn't it seems like an indication? A reminder that we are to leave the room (and school) 1 week + 2 days later, for our study break. Oh well, I knew this day has to come. But does it have to be so soon?I can't believe I hadn't watched 'Batman Begins' when it first hit the theatres some 3 months ago. It's so good!! (although it is a tad slow in the beginning) It's like this this mystery that keeps unfolding but the answer to the mystery seems so blur.. You get what I mean? I have to say, this version is definately better than the previous ones. It's darker, cooler, humourous (during the appropriate scenes) and more jam packed with action!!!And I thought 'Corpse Bride' was going to be the last movie I'll be watching. Last as in before the 'O'. After which, I'm going to go for movie marathons like nobody's business. No one can stop me!!Dad: What do you guys want for dinner?Me: Nothing!! I'm on a diet!!Mom: I just ate at the office..some celebration, a light one will do..Sis: MacDonalds!!! (her answer to the what-do-you-want-to-eat question everytime)*note that I said I didn't want to touch any food* (yeah you health freaks and believers in exercising, shake your heads for all you want!! I just didn't feel like eating!!)*Later on while ordering dinner at the 19th hole...Waitress:Are you ready to take your order?Mom: Ham and egg sandwiches..toast, thank you..Me: *thinking about the the pastries I saw at the counter* Can I have a chocolate brownie, blueberry cheesecake, california maki, and toro+swordfish sashimi.. *beems at the waitress* Oh, and a glass of chilled Calsberg..Thanks..Waitress: cannot..you are supposed to be on a diet..Me: Why not you *i*ch??!!! No one can tell me when or what I should be eating!!! *pounces onto the female-doggy and tries to pull out her greasy hair..Horrified, parents tried to pull us apart in vain. I'm still shaking and scatching her like some chimpanzee gone mad.. Police were called in and managers were questioned. A chaotic scene. And now, I'm updating in the holding room waiting to be released. Headlines tomorrow: Student from SEA school gone mentalIn case any of you believe the above is true, of course it isn't!! Let's continue from where reality stopped - my order.After the waitress left with a bewildered expression on her face. (who in the world order so much un-dinner-like food?)Dad + mom + sis: I thought you said you were on a diet?My reaction? Beemed some more!! What?!! I'm a glutton cannot ar? I live to eat!! Well, I'm a liar too. When I claim I'm on a diet, I'm actually lying.. *grins*Another day has arrived, a whole range of emotions for me to explore once again."...It doesn't matter who you are underneath this surface..It is what you do that defines you.."
1:44:00 AM
cutie
Thursday, October 06, 2005
I have something to proclaim...SHAN JUNHAO AND YE TIAN YU VERY CUTE!!!!The way they gaze into each other's eyes, silently admiring each other. Then suddenly, they break into goofy grins... Wah, those moments are just so sweet I can't stop smiling to myself!!! (I'm still unable to stop grinning...)Aww...But he's engaged to another!! Just that he'd just lost his memory and can't remember anything from the past..hope they end up together.. And here are a few pics of them!! Ok la.. two of them and loads of HIM!!
No 1.. They can rawk the world with their fab onscreen chemistry!!
No 2... (his hair looks funny..But, he's still cute!!!)
Now, all for him... doesn't he look innocent and kiddy and cute in this picture?? So pinch-able!!! *pinch*
He teaches how to flash the famous cheeky grin!!! Step 1: act blur..scatch your bridge.. Step 2: show a teeny bit of the pearlies...step 3: wait!! take back.. step 4: ..ok..hold it right there for a few more seconds.. step 5: now, slowly widen the smile..step 6: flash with all your might!! *entices everyone around him*
Not only does he look cute..HE CAN LOOK COOL TOO!!! his gaze is so intense he could just 'petrify' me.. Oozing out the sex appeal man..
Bye bye!!! Still retains the intense gaze...*continues to swoon unceasingly*
9:49:00 PM
madness
I feel so darn accomplished!!That's because... I chiong-ed 6 english comprehension passages!!! SIX!!! I've NEVER done so many eng all at once!!!But then again, that's nothing to be proud of...because it if wasn't for s.k.Lee's lecture today, I wouldn't have completed so many by today. I didn't even do summary..But, oh well..Damn. Now I feel guilty for not being more hardworking!!Just watched 'Hitler: The Rise of Evil' on channel 5. And I have one thing to say. He, Adolf Hitler, is a crazy psycopath!!!!! He's mental! Like really out of this world, the things he did and the speeches he gave. Not forgetting the extermination of Jews.. Why does he hate them so much anyway?I really have to admit, though, that he is a fab speaker. How is it that he is able to pollute the minds of almost the whole of Germany by simply screaming with angst," I was trying to take back what they took from us!! The humility and shame we suffered from the Treaty of Versailles!!! We should not be conquered neither would we be controlled!! We will truimph!!!"And the whole arena would cheer their guts out. Madness. They believed him just because he claimed that he was trying to win back a Germany for the Germans!! So REVOLTING!! I was shaking my head throughout the 1 hour part 2 of the movie.. Germany was so blind to follow him. And the propaganda part...he was really choosing from the pile of pictures of himself to be published!! What a ***!!! I mean, he used the SA and just walked into the hall and tried to contain everyone, threatening them that they would be shot if they dare move. And, HE DID NOT HAVE ANY POWER AT THAT MOMENT AT ALL!!! why they so stupid just gong gong listen to him??!! Even the declaration of him being promoted to a Fuhuer was forced!!!!Enough of Germany and the stupid leader.. *wishes she could carry on ranting about her dissatisfaction but is afraid of boring out her audience..* Watched 'Food for Life' too.. Very nice!! But it would have been so much better if they offer dual sound in cantonese.....And the 'wang zi bian qing wa'!! Gosh, the main lead so cute!!! I like..So many good shows, so little time.....bye for now..going to visit Lala land once again.. oh, that reminds me of the extremely sweet dream I had this morning..*mind and probably soul floats back to the sweet dream* Drats..and I had to be hurled back to reality so soon..By the thunderstorm, to make matters worse!!! ..Let me continue with the dream.. *smiles*
12:05:00 AM
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
A really heartwarming day for 4e4 '05...The 4e4 Boleggers stayed back for 'gepgraphy remedial' this afternoon. But turns out, it was a 'surprise' party for the october, november, december babies. In addition, it was a farewell party*sob*, as well as a celebration for all of us getting A1/A2 for GEOGRAPHY PRELIMS!!!!!It's really thanks to Miss Ng that our class has done SO well..Here are some pictures of the Tree Top walk last Friday..
The one and only Miss Ng Lee Hua!!!
Suspension Bridge... Not scary at all. It was really amazing, the view up there.. But, the walk was less than 10 minutes.. shucks, should have stayed there longer! Poor Jess and Geok got so petrified their faces were drained of colour..
After that, we arrived at this observatory tower.. It was raining quite heavily but we insisted on going up there anyway.. ...when we reached up there, the thunder and lightning began to intensify. Yong jun was worried that we kena struck, so he persuaded us to hurry down..but before that, we managed to take a few shots.
Qin and ME!!! (soaking wet)
The five of us..Qin, me, jess, jo, jeen (camera man bluff us!! Where's the mist?!)
The guys.. Everyone minus Ben and Hankee
We were walking through this path which was somehow part of the golf course. And since it was raining, the very eng golfers signalled to us to get into the shelter..so, we took this opportunity to take more pictures!! Jo (wearing a transparent raincoat, she pretended that it was a wedding veil) and Jess..
Qin and Jo! With the green as background..
I LOVE THIS SHOT!! Thw whole class.. (the colour combination so terrific!!)
Awww...All good things have to come to an end.. Here we are walking back home..(oops, is walking to MacRitchie..not back home)
Now, for this afternoon's 3 in 1 celebration..
Look at this humongous, chocolaty, 2.5kg cake!!! Plus all the chocolate coated strawberries!! It says, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY 4e4 BABIES"
Miss Ng so conscientous!! For everyone of us, she wrote our names on the plates!! Here's my very own plate!
Hmmm... Why is everyone crowding around the teacher's table? Let me go take a peek!
WAH!!!! Look at the spread!! 3 large and 3 regular pizzas!!! Plus 60 drumlets!! Have you seen so many drumlets before!!??
Some random pictures..
"Okay, the meeting shall commence...", announced Qin the CEO (eh..suppose to be yu ming wad) No la, actually we were playing 'murderer'
Ching Yee and Qin. Ching Yee!! you are taller!!
Jeen and Jo.. hao jie mei hor?
Me and Jess!! This is the normal shot...
....while this, is the act cute shot!!
I'm going to miss this wall!!!
Becky (my sis) and Myself!!
My 'corner corner' riding Piglet!!
The Eye... (jaguar banner draft..it's so nice I just had to keep it)
...I'm so going to miss 4e4..
P.S. Thanks cheng dear, for your 'blessings'!! Muacks, love ya!!
8:30:00 PM
pup!
Sunday, October 02, 2005
Woah...!!! Edison so Shuai!!!!! He's so cute in 'the twin effects'! I mean..I can just melt whenever he flashes that impish grin!!! Joanne, you have good taste..hahaha..okay, I visited a pet shop - Joy Doggy this afternoon.. And....I'm SO IN LOVE WITH THE GOLDEN RETREIVER PUP!!!! 2++ months only..and the poor thing was shaking so violently when I carried it..awww..probably afraid of strangers.. never mind, it'll learn to like me!!! I'll get it!How about naming it Leo? I like it..cause it's manly..or, I can take jeen's (eh, hui jeen, you want it to be jeen or jean?) suggestion.. Fluffy -_- hahah, I know you like poodles la..Made a surprising yet heartwarming discovery last night while shopping with mom at heartland mall......TEENAGE BOYS, ACTUALLY, DO SHOP WITH THEIR MUMMIES!!!!!To teenage guys, those who shops with their moms, who are reading this..you may think I'm sua ku..But, I've always thought boys detest shopping..and to top that, with their moms!!!I didn't only see one or two of them...I saw a whole mallful of them!!! Really enjoying the 'trip' with their mommies. Well, I find it really cool for teenagers who enjoy shopping with their parents..cause I've never thought teenagers to be..well..family orientated.(though I'm one myself) Don't know what made me so surprised anyway..I just didn't know that there are so many out there..Oh...I dig mommy's boy..appealing trait..*winkspoor old(weak) Qin is SICK!!! Get well soon!! Make that now!!hahaha...partly my fault right..nanny should have taken better care of you. But you walk so fast la, the umbrella could not catch up. Uh..Sleep earlier and drink more water la. Your immune system so weak still don't eat up your veggies..*continues nagging..*
11:03:00 PM
Qin and ME!!! (soaking wet)
